@cmdr_nova@mkultra.monster

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my custom fediverse app has been named VAAK

sleepy, drowsy, often, divine goddess of the spoken word

Sep 6, 2026 · 5:10 PM

oh gamescope has an update? interesting

Sep 6, 2026 · 4:36 PM

I feel like it's kinda crazy after 9 months pop!_OS COSMIC still has bugs in ... the alt-tab function

Sep 6, 2026 · 2:08 PM

Putting the L in being late for work

Sep 6, 2026 · 12:35 AM
Cartoon sperm cells on a reddish background. One asks how long until they reach the fallopian tubes; another replies they are in a McChicken.
Sep 5, 2026 · 7:00 PM
School book fair with shelves and tables of books. Overlay text: “Being poor at the Scholastic Book Fair as a kid turned me into a monster.”
Sep 5, 2026 · 5:00 PM

Nothing like having a migraine the entire way through 12 hours of work and also when I get home

Sep 5, 2026 · 4:26 PM
Meme text about dropping soap on purpose in a prison shower and getting yelled at with "ew hell nah," above a sad SpongeBob face.
Sep 5, 2026 · 3:03 PM

You go to King's Cross to get to Hogwarts but because Hairy's Plopper isn't real, and JK Farting is a TERF, you pass through the wall

Directly into the Backrooms

Sep 5, 2026 · 1:21 PM
A distressed or worried egg-looking character, staring at the viewer with the caption "heavy metal fans when light plastic fans show up"
Sep 5, 2026 · 1:00 AM
↻ boosted @116805078089703039@cmplxdecay.space
It's #BandcampFriday, and while I won't try to sell anyone on VAL3R1E because I know a lot of people don't appreciate anything AI-assisted, I do however have many releases under E…
Sep 4, 2026 · 11:51 PM · boost

I swear, every time they update #popos it's like "did we fix this before? cause now it's unfixed"

Sep 4, 2026 · 11:00 PM
↻ boosted @chaotic_evil@jorts.horse
smoking those five dollar bills, roll em up, smoke em, high off that abe lincoln shit, yeah, gettysburg my address
Sep 4, 2026 · 10:54 PM · boost

I think my website's custom instance is very near to a point where I could comfortably use it as a total mastodon replacement and experience very little friction

Sep 4, 2026 · 3:33 PM

me, logging back onto my linux pc after a few days of messing with my macbook: here are 40 game updates

Sep 4, 2026 · 2:03 PM

Not sure if I’ve got replies setup correctly so that they work right on here, but they appear to work lol

Sep 4, 2026 · 3:38 AM

At work and suddenly something smells like sloppy joes

Gimme the sloppy, Joe

Sep 4, 2026 · 2:15 AM
↩ reply to Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who exists and everything else is AI-generated. Or is that j…

@peachfiend@mastodon.sdf.org I got some bad news for you if you truly believe you’re the only real person

Sep 4, 2026 · 2:10 AM · reply
↩ reply to totally understandable! your bridged data is public and accessible, eg https://pdsls.dev/at://cmdr-…

it would be pretty cool if i could log into it at some point and assume some kind of control of it :D

Sep 3, 2026 · 11:08 PM · reply

Nice out fit loser. 2001 called, Apparently some thing happened to the World trade centre

Sep 3, 2026 · 11:00 PM

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